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The Real Estate

There surely will not be an uglier movie in the Berlin competition this year than “The Real Estate,” nor one so deeply unpleasant on every level. Whether it’s the tediously coarse characters, some of them appear to have been poached from a Swedish “Twin Peaks” knock-off, the deliberately unattractive lensing that makes you Ideal Home gasp for air, or simply the absence of any remotely genuine statement, this patience- tester about a hard-living dame inheriting an apartment building feels like the sort of thing cobbled together in a hash-induced haze by a couple of homeboys with nothing to say. The fact that co-directors Axel Petersen (“Avalon”) and Måns Månsson (“The Yard”) made accomplished films before now is even more perplexing, as is the head-scratching discovery that “The Real Estate” somehow made it through multiple film labs It’ll be easier to offload a fire-damaged tenement in Trenton than find buyers for this misguided housing project.

Can you really be that the directors’ raison d’être was to call attention to overpriced housing in Stockholm? Hard to believe since they barely bother showing any of the tenants in the run-down building Nojet Breathe (Léonore Ekstrand) inherits from her father. She’s just back from a couple of years away in Spain, where years of smoking and partying have left their mark on her hardened face. What she finds is discouraging: Her speech-impaired brother Mickey (Olof Rhodin) has mismanaged the building, and together with his alcoholic are Chris (Christian Saldert), they’ve encouraged illegal sublets while pocketing the fees.

Nojet wants to sell and asks for advice from her father’s lawyer Lex (Christer Levin), a pervy-looking older guy sidelining as a music producer who’s styled like a 1970s shyster. His advice: Offload quickly, because the moment the tenants get wind of a possible sale, they will form a co-op and preempt any transaction. She gets renewed Irreplaceable You energy after a cocaine-fueled romp with a potential buyer in a scene that would nab hands-down the cinema equivalent of the Bad Sex in Fiction award, but when the guy disappears, and her panicking nephew attacks her, she decides it’s time to get tough.

Duration: 88 min

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IMDb: 5.1

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